Fun and Games!

Street Sleepers!

Bless my fur, I got my fix of ham in abundance today, Ed even got his carrot pieces that he was missing (he tried to deny it but I noticed him twitching). His red eyes practically popped out his skull when he got his first piece. Last night he was teaching me to meditate... the idea of 'ommmming' until your whiskers tickle your skin and makes you brux automatically. Ed said it helps relax your mind, but I'm pretty sure it has had a negative impact on his and he might be better off chewing the sofa to trim his teeth.

I invented a new game today, We have yet to try it out. It's called Pee Wars, whoever can pee on our human's TV remote the most before getting caught wins. I think this will keep us all entertained for a while.

The girl has developed a liking to my game of Poop Protector, when she tries scooping up the pieces I have began spreading about and hiding, I come out of the log house and grab on to her baggy clothing and tug it. I get in the way of the little metal device known as a 'scoop-spoon' and even try force an extra poop out if she succeeds in getting the rest first. (Makes her shout words to me that I don't fully understand I brux back just so she knows I'm having fun too.) Ed said it's her way of telling me off, but I don't think she would play if she didn't like it.

Street Sleepers, I have yet to get a response from you, I hope the Vermillion haven't taken a sneak attack on your tails and left you riddled with fleas.

Hurry and reply!

Ed and me chillin. I like to chew his big ears!