Wednesday, 13 May 2015

INTERVIEW EVIL DEADLY RAT OF DOOM

Dear Street Sleepers
Upon receiving your two workers we have since done an interview to see how compatible we are as a pack. As requested on your behalf we asked questions and got answerers here is the interview to Operation Pet (Ed said that's what the Vermillion call it.) I interviewed the Black and white one:


HELLO SLEEPER, IT WAS A LONG JOURNEY HERE AND I'M SURE YOU'RE TIRED SO I WILL TRY TO BE THOROUGH, WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU?
I wanna be called Batman, but most everyone calls me Gonzo....Has anyone ever told you you smell of wee?
GONZO?? AS IN THEN VERMILLION LEADER'S CHILD? AND DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A BIT RUDE...YOU DON'T SMELL ALL THAT NICE.
Yeah but i'm not Vermillion... keep sniffing my anus and I will bite you...
YOU LOOK VERMILLION.... TELL ME HOW DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
You look like an hairy potato injected with lard but i'm at least refraining from shoving my nose up your bottom. And I don't play.
YOU DON'T PLAY?? WHAT WAS YOU DOING IN THE CAGE WITH YOUR TRAVEL BUDDY?
Putting her in her place, she is younger and should be treated inferior.
YOU LIKE PEOPLE THOUGH?
Hah! I already got a chunk off the man, the girl is next. And when im bigger I'm going to take you out like the mouse you are.

At this point Gonzo and myself had a disagreement with one another, after looking more into his past I found he is actually a trained spy for Vermillion, son of Sargent Nibblenuts, however he betrayed them for the new alliance forming and is now top spy for them. Be careful who you send our way, I asked for Street Sleepers not rogue rats from the streets with whom you have no history. Ed insisted he interview the other. His response should be posted soon.


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