Dear Street Sleepers
Upon receiving your two
workers we have since done an interview to see how compatible we are
as a pack. As requested on your behalf we asked questions and got
answerers here is the interview to Operation Pet (Ed said that's what
the Vermillion call it.) I interviewed the Black and white one:
HELLO
SLEEPER, IT WAS A LONG JOURNEY HERE AND I'M SURE YOU'RE TIRED SO I
WILL TRY TO BE THOROUGH, WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU?
I wanna be called
Batman, but most everyone calls me Gonzo....Has anyone ever told you
you smell of wee?
GONZO??
AS IN THEN VERMILLION LEADER'S CHILD? AND DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A
BIT RUDE...YOU DON'T SMELL ALL THAT NICE.
Yeah but i'm not
Vermillion... keep sniffing my anus and I will bite you...
YOU
LOOK VERMILLION.... TELL ME HOW DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
You look like an hairy
potato injected with lard but i'm at least refraining from shoving
my nose up your bottom. And I don't play.
YOU
DON'T PLAY?? WHAT WAS YOU DOING IN THE CAGE WITH YOUR TRAVEL BUDDY?
Putting her in her
place, she is younger and should be treated inferior.
YOU
LIKE PEOPLE THOUGH?
Hah! I already got a
chunk off the man, the girl is next. And when im bigger I'm going to
take you out like the mouse you are.
At this point Gonzo and
myself had a disagreement with one another, after looking more into
his past I found he is actually a trained spy for Vermillion, son of
Sargent Nibblenuts, however he betrayed them for the new alliance
forming and is now top spy for them. Be careful who you send our way,
I asked for Street Sleepers not rogue rats from the streets with whom
you have no history. Ed insisted he interview the other. His response
should be posted soon.
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