Dearest Ham..
Sorry it has taken this
long to reply to your notes, we have been under great threat out here
in the big world. Rats and cats are joining forces (most are
vermillion rats) to take over the planet. We sent in an undercover
ratporter to find out more about the problem and he came back two
legs and a tail short... Rattal had to put the poor guy out his
misery. He didn't die in vain though, he was able to find out more.
In the ally ways where
cats slink about and prey upon our kind...something different is
happening, trash cans are filling with vermin from all across the
town, meeting with the cats of the ally ways and passing along words
of a different kind, our ratporter hid in the shadows watching as
cats and rats made agreements, broke deals and ended the lives of
many. This new society have called themselves Life Riders. They are
wild and untamed and are beginning to look less and less soul bound.
Our ratported told us
that they want world domination and without opposable thumbs the cats
are useless....which is where the rats come in, with our keen senses
and with our tiny hands we are useful 'tools'. Many of the rats are
fools to believe that the cats need us for greater purposes. It is
our duty as Street Sleepers to protect the human race and keep the
peace between rodent and man....The feline seems to be working on
breaking that peace...
Ham you must stay
put....we are sending weapons to you and useful tools to keep us
updated on the war that is building. Stay safe, both you and your
friend.
For now.
Goodbye.
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