Ham: Boo Hoo

Monday, 15 June 2015

It really upsets me when I get put away for the two home-wreckers to come out.... they wonder why I'm so big....it's because I COMFORT EAT!!!

Squeeked by Rativity

A new Hammock.... I dibs top bunk....this level is not to my standards!

I love to bury into a good hoody!

squeeks!!! look it's baby me!!

I may be a little podgy, and maybe a little insecure. I'm really quite lovely and some sort of magical bean made into a rat.

My tail is often dirty, and I sometimes wet my bed... Its because of the bad dreams going on inside my head.

I'm commonly seen as white but my fur goes yellow too. I squeak in the bath, it's something I have to do.

Perhaps if you'd listen to what I have to say, you'd understand my reasons and enjoy my thoughts today.

Love and bruxes

Ham

Sleeping in the giant marshmellow thing my humans call a bed!
growing wings, and using my superior flab to break into the fridge
eating ham on top of a cone of ice cream and eating the ice cream afterwards with Ed
rubbing my back against a nice tall tree that smells like vanilla

please get in my hungry tum