Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Street Sleeper I am not

Street Sleepers.
I have recently discovered something rather....wrong.
I don't want to be a Street Sleeper. I found something in Ed's Stash last week that made me question your ways. Street Sleepers are supposed to help tame rats to human ways and encourage the living of pets and peace. So how come you have been killing Vermillion members and making it seem like cats are to blame? Also going as far to send rats to experimentation labs to be cruelly used as test subjects.... seven of whom were Ed's relatives. I don't know what else you guys are hiding but I don't want to find out, the thought scares me furless. I have been thinking about joining the Cat Domination society for a little while now, and though they aim to over rule the world I like that they are open enough to admit it.
Fight them yourselves I am keeping my paws out of this battle. I'm genuinely a nice guy who doesn't like confrontation.
Goodbye
Ham


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