Dear Lady

Pllllleeeeesssseeee take away that toilet roll holder thing that Ed so kindly likes to shred up all hours of the day keepin me awake. Not only is is sleep depriving he is starting to stuff my bunk of the hammock with so much paper there isn't enough room for me in there. I have tried telling him I don't want bedding but he just doesn't understand... Sometimes his lack of braincell use makes me sad. I watched him early this morning trying to pull the paper from the bottom of the cage and onto the platform to bed and his lack of judgement send him flying over the platform with the paper and back to the bottom of the cage...he reminded me of that jungle man swinging from vines...only Ed was less successful.