Hungry Ham

Dear Street Sleepers.

*Sigh* Today is a bad day. Last night and the night before I haven't had any treats of ham from my Humans. It's as though they are deliberatly starving me of my favorite food... The clouds are gray, life has hit dark days... I'm feeling slightly jumpy. I think maybe tonight will be my last night alive if they dont feed me something tasty. I have been watching them through the bars as they nibble on all tasty looking foods, not sharing any with me.

I think my tail is going to drop off, it's tingling.

I have spoke to Ed about my symptoms and he said that I'm being melody ramactic or something like that. But I think he is suffering from a head injury from almost being stood on by the Mans' funny slippers. I think he is trying to impersonate a dinosaur, he even growls back at the growly sounds that come out of the speakers, Im starting to wonder if hes communicating with the extinct creatures from beyond the grave.

Anyway, if your out there and feeling full and refreshed spare a thought for this poor deprived rat friend with nothing in his dark days=(
Many squeeks and a hungry tum.

I NEED THIS NOW!!!