fears!!!

To no one in particular.

I hate baths, Ed knows I hate baths and he keeps peeing on me when I sleep just so he can hear me crying when I have to get all cleaned up. As I am slowly being drowned in a pool of water by the lady I can hear Ed's high pitched unsympathetic giggles. It's alright for him, after so many awful years in the sewers its probably the best thing he has ever experienced. I don't hear him crying when its his turn.

It infuriates me so much it makes my fur fluff up. I have to fight him afterwards just to put him in his place, its not fair though, the male always takes Ed's side just because I have a few extra rat nuggets in my belly. I heard them talking about getting my humiliation on camera next time. I am so putting up a fight.

Someone save me!

I fear this will be the result of a regular bath.....KNOW WHY I FEAR IT!!!!